"McMike" (mcmike)
01/04/2016 at 12:00 • Filed to: BATSHITBABES2015, 2015PAGAENT
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"McMike" (mcmike)
01/04/2016 at 12:00 • Filed to: BATSHITBABES2015, 2015PAGAENT | 6
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Let me stop you right there, Steve.....
Our second runner up, with 8.74% of the vote is……
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Miss Beall entered the pagaent back in October as Miss Twelve, and survived the elimination round by only receiving 6 of the 256 votes. If we all know know drunk driving is stupid, and we all know that admitting to it is crazy, what do you call live streaming it? I know... (raises hand) It’s called “Batshit crazy.”
We hope you don’t make this mistake again Whitney. Take care.
Whitney also won one of the
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this year.
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Miss Gibney was the second contestant in the 2015 pageant, signing up back in late Dec 2014. Seeing that she is a cheerleading coach, works at Victoria Secret, sends nude photos, and likes to get busy in the backseat of a car, it’s no wonder she only received 8 of the 256 elimination votes.
Where’s the crazy part of her story? The poor, unfortunate victim she was caught having sex with was a 17 year old student from the school where she coached. That sick and disgusting to everyone sweetheart, especially for that poor, unfortunate victim - whom I understand had to go to physical therapy for his arm after all the high-fives he was subjected to.
I’m guessing she’s probably available, since her sentence was probation and community service. Possibly single now, too. Proceed with care.
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Here she is…. Your winner, with 83% of the vote.... The winner by the largest margin in history - Miss Jalopnik BatshitBabe 2015!!
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Being a drunk, a vandal, a bad speller, and a crazy ex-girlfriend is no way to go through life. Her only hope is that her
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keymanship was respectable.
The only thing worse than the grammar police, is the real police.
She was facing two counts of first-degree criminal mischief, but her plea and sentencing is unknown. I hope they they the book at her for keying cars and slashing tires. Never **** with someone’s ride.
Congrats Shannon, injoy yor crowen
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Don’t forget to tune in to the Special Awards Ceremony, Wed, 2PM EST.
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Jcarr
> McMike
01/04/2016 at 12:07 |
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Whinner, whinner, cicken dhinner!
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> McMike
01/04/2016 at 12:12 |
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Are you SURE though?
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McMike
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
01/04/2016 at 12:14 |
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LOL, it wasn’t even close.
Future next gen S2000 owner
> McMike
01/04/2016 at 12:18 |
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Well played.
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> McMike
01/04/2016 at 12:18 |
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Well, now that you’ve showed us the card....
Little Black Coupe Turned Silver
> McMike
01/04/2016 at 12:49 |
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I’m having trouble forming a coherent reply, but SERIOUSLY? Do you really see nothing wrong with the language you used, especially in regards to the rape of an underage student?
Maybe this will finally be the reason this whole “contest” gets banned from Oppo.
Birddog
> McMike
01/04/2016 at 12:53 |
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Wooo! My 3 favorites made it to the end!!
Yes folks, I know how to pick a “winner” take my Ex-Wife for example.. PLEASE!
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McMike
> Little Black Coupe Turned Silver
01/04/2016 at 12:58 |
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I’m having trouble forming a coherent reply, but SERIOUSLY? Do you really see nothing wrong with the language you used, especially in regards to the rape of an underage student?
Maybe this will finally be the reason this whole “contest” gets banned from Oppo.
I’m not sure exactly what language you are having an issue with. Is it the Poor, unfortunate victim part of it? If it was, that was sarcasm. The age of consent in PA is 16.
Sorry this isn’t fun for you.
yamahog
> McMike
01/04/2016 at 14:41 |
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It’s not fun for plenty of people, and frankly it’s gross that you think sarcasm makes it OK to diminish the severity of an abuse of power situation. The attitude behind that language choice is part of the reason many male victims are reluctant to report abuse - a cultural expectation that they should always want it, get high fives from the bros, etc.
But whatever, who cares, inb4 “you’re just whiny SJWs ruining literally everything,” carry on with your lame ass pageant (that only five people seem to care about the results of) just to spite us. I know the script by now.
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McMike
> yamahog
01/04/2016 at 15:14 |
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It’s not fun for plenty of people
Yet 183 people voted.
If no one liked it, I wouldn’t waste my time with it.
Sorry you don’t enjoy the pagaent.
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yamahog
> McMike
01/04/2016 at 15:29 |
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Silence isn’t agreement, and a lot more than 183 people frequent this corner of internet. I’ve personally been quiet about my distaste for years too long.
But sorry you thought that assessment of popularity was the key takeaway.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> McMike
01/05/2016 at 03:22 |
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Winner!!
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> McMike
01/06/2016 at 19:21 |
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STAMFORD FOREVER